To live like me: O.G. Earpiece

It's hard being me, O.G. Earpiece. Always watchin' my front (I pay guys to watch my back)...havin' that constant target on your chest, because really, you're runnin' shit. So, I have a few tips from some of you "wannabe" types...but be careful, being OG Earpiece isn't all it's cracked up to be. Here's some things you'll need to get started...



CREAM. Gotta have it. Don't have it? Can't see me.



You need this to protect your CREAM, and your peeps. Although your peeps should be strapped most often...after all, a real OG doesn't need they gat.



GAME TIME...nuff said.


And of course, you gotta have the ear piece. How can you be like "O.G. Earpiece" without it? Don't skimp on the piece, playa.

Last, you'll need a driver. He should probably be driving YOUR automobile...since you're the O.G. there'll be less lines, better parking, etc. Make sure your driver doesn't park behind 12' walls of snow. You don't know what'll be coming on the otherside.

Biggest Party School In The Nation

From 12/19/02

"Winners are ordinary people with extraordinary determination."

This is the quote that hangs on my pc monitor.

Believe it or not, there was a point in my life, where I did NOT show extraordinary determination. We'll refer to that time period as, "school."

You see, in my younger days, I was not very determined to succeed. It's not that I didn't want to succeed, more the fact that I lacked motivation. I'd rather hang out with my friends than study. I would often times goof off in classes, and act as a ring leader, and because of this, my only option for further education was a horrid place called "HACC". And I probably wouldn't have even gotten into the main campus, I had to settle for a branch school, the "lancaster campus." While my other friends went to big schools like PSU and MU, I was stuck in a second rate community college with ashtrays. I eventually, left the school, for the fact that it made me ill.

However years later I would look back at some of those friends: one a "free spirited homo", and another a congress coffeeboy on kneepads, and realize, that I made the right choices for myself at that time, for I would not be in life where I am today, had I not followed the same path I did.

There's your lesson kids. Always be determined, and strive to reach your best.

A New Perspective on Poon?

Hmmm...

I gotta TV, I gotta TV. And Poon has a $1000.00 audio setup. This blew my mind.

Sunday Snow

Man, fuck the snow.

I want a new TV for upstairs...I want a lot of things. I'm very hard to please.

Th TV I'm looking at is here. I can't afford it today. I'm trying to get a friend to buy it.

Click my ads and make me some money. I MUST have an HDTV upstairs. Regular digital and analog pictures hurt my daughter's eyes. For once, think of the children. Savages.

Nicotine can make you a hero

The date was 1/3/03 and like everything else you'll read, this story is true.

Here is a little story about two smokers who worked at a bank. The one, my supervisor of the collections department, the other being myself. My supervisor and I, generally take a smoke break on the hour, every hour. Some people decided that we were smoking too much and it would not be good for our health in the future. Myself, not being a little pink lunged, sissy boy, candy ass, scoffed at the idea. But over time, we cut our smoke breaks to every hour and and half to two hours. Well, had we not conformed to their ways, we would have been outside smoking a cigarette at the top of the hour when the bank robber ran out of the branch, and could have been the only people to successfully identify the robber. See kids, smoking can make you a HERO!

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The Things I do at work

Photo taken around 10/04







This is something that was done in the past, to help my employees through the rougher times. More of this kind of stuff is sure to come, as here is a brief slice of my life. This was sent out to the staff, after an inital poll.

Dauphin County DRO
Team 4

Dauphin County Memo
To: Team 4


From: Officer VanSomeren
CC: County Commissioners
Date: December 9, 2004
Re: Officer VanSomeren’s Hair


Effective soon:

Due to an office poll, and my daughters complaining about Daddy’s beard, I may be looking to change my appearance somewhat.
Yesterday, a poll was held in which members of Team 4 were to select a hair and beard style in which YOU felt would suit me best. Well, you answered in record numbers. There was an overwhelming amount of you who voted for a "Paul with hair, and no beard." While I appreciate your input, I cannot in good conscience ignore the others, who nearly begged me to keep shaving my head. Therefore…
I will be continuing to shave my head, but as of this weekend, the beard will be gone. For all of your benefits, I have decided to compromise. Some of you will still see the bald head, which you know and love, while others will appreciate my non caveman-like baby-face.
It was the only decision that I could make which would benefit all parties involved.

• Please bear with me next week, as I’ll miss my beard. Trying days are ahead.


• I’ll now be shaving both my face and head with a BIC. Please don’t laugh if I cut my head up due to a dull blade.
  


• Fear not ladies, you’ll get used to it!
  


• I will have pictures of the bald/bearded Paul available for your comfort if things become too hard to deal with.
  

Thank you all for your patience.