Nicotine can make you a hero

The date was 1/3/03 and like everything else you'll read, this story is true.

Here is a little story about two smokers who worked at a bank. The one, my supervisor of the collections department, the other being myself. My supervisor and I, generally take a smoke break on the hour, every hour. Some people decided that we were smoking too much and it would not be good for our health in the future. Myself, not being a little pink lunged, sissy boy, candy ass, scoffed at the idea. But over time, we cut our smoke breaks to every hour and and half to two hours. Well, had we not conformed to their ways, we would have been outside smoking a cigarette at the top of the hour when the bank robber ran out of the branch, and could have been the only people to successfully identify the robber. See kids, smoking can make you a HERO!

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